Dear Mr. President

Congratulations!

You’re going to receive a lot of advice over the course of your administration.  Due to all of the crises you will have to deal with, you won’t have much time to work on your golf game.  So you (like the country) need fast results while being efficient as possible with your time!

So I am going to bail out your golf game and it won’t cost billions of dollars.  Your current tempo is 23/11.  Let’s get that to 24/8 or 21/7 and I guarantee a brighter future for the country club!

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